201799

Joke of the Day

"""Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..."" - condescending con descending"

"Why is. Dr.Dre's Headphones so popular? Beats me."

"Art Teacher: your drawings are due tomorrow me: [hours later] maybe add in some grapes police sketch artist: ..a bowl of fruit attacked you?"

"What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called? Number Munchers!"

"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."

"Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie."

"Did y'all hear about the kid born without eye lids Whenever they circumcised him they used the skin to make him eye lids. He's doing well but they say he's a lil cock eyed now"

"i don't think women should stay in the kitchen... i mean, how are they supposed to clean the rest of the house from there?"

"I just put a client on hold for five minutes while I went to the break room to heat up a burrito in case you wondered about my work ethic."

"My cat's name is Isis, so you can imagine my horror when I turned on the news and saw ""Isis believed to be allied with Al-Qaeda"""