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Joke of the Day
"What can you sit on, brush your teeth with, and eat soup with? A chair, a toothbrush, and a spoon."
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"I have good taste, but I don't have the money to prove it."
"A friend is in jail and I can't help feeling partially responsible because I framed him for murder."
"""Honey, remember our first date?"" ""Awh, are you planning something for Valentine's?"" ""No, I forgot my password. It's the security question."""
"Six and seven just had a child. Five says ""You lucky devil, you."""
"Which cheese is the loneliest? Prov-alone!"
"Coworker:I'll take care if it. *Translation* You're gonna take care of it. You just don't know it yet."
"Grandma catches Bobby beating-off Stop it! Don't you know you can go blind from that? Gee gram, can't I just do it till I need glasses?"
"*Whispers in random chicks ear ""I have pizza in the van"""
"Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? Apparently it was a pig fucking deal."