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Joke of the Day

"A friend is in jail and I can't help feeling partially responsible because I framed him for murder."

"What did the Spanish boy leaving for the city say to his father? Ciudad!"

"If Bill Cosby and Gwyneth Paltrow hooked up... ...it would be an unconscious coupling."

"Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing? He was striking a happy medium."

"A man and his fat girlfriend are arguing Man: You know what? You can start singing now because it's over!"

"I swear I just troll-dadded this on the spot when my daughter asked... ""Dad, what's a preposition?"" ""A preposition is a word that you never, ever end a sentence with."""

"You know I was thinking about not getting fat, But I really had a lot on my plate at the time.."

"My dog LOVES dark chocolate... He doesn't care about antioxidants, it's all about great taste for him"

"Hickory dickory dock Three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one And the other two got away with minor injuries."

"What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android? Where'd mofongo?"