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Joke of the Day

"A friend is in jail and I can't help feeling partially responsible because I framed him for murder."

"Does Kim Kardashian ask Kanye West - Does my bum look big enough in this? I'd like to think so..."

"I'm not schizophrenic *yes he is*"

"The symptoms of Ebola... ... are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea & stomach pains. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages .."

"Yo momma Is so ugly, she has masturbate with a bag over her head."

"And now I spend the rest of the day worrying about whether or not I removed the sticker from the apple I just ate."

"Have you guys heard the one about the sidewalk? Its all over town!"

"I still remember when airlines gave you two choices; smoking, and chain smoking."

"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...I mean, come on guys."

"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning Wood."