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Joke of the Day
"Which cheese is the loneliest? Prov-alone!"
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"How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason."
"My favorite joke about Alzheimer's"
"I found The Theory Of Everything It was in the blu-ray box at Walmart."
"Ferguson shoe store broken into and looted everything but the work boots section."
"[girl brings me back to her apartment] her: come to bed me: just one sec [velcro noises] [more velcro noises] [too many velcro noises]"
"Q: What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car? A: Flatman and Ribbon"
"I bought my friend an elephant for his living room. Friend: thank you. Me: Don't mention it. *Edit: formatting.*"
"Did you hear the one about the baseball player murdered mid-game? He went down swinging!"
"My favorite genre on Netflix is ""watch it again"""