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Joke of the Day
"What does Mozart put on his front lawn? Metrognomes"
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"The early bird waits in his car for 20 minutes so as not to seem desperate."
"A logician just had a baby Her friends ask her: ""A boy or a girl?"" She replies: ""Yes"""
"What cheese does a piano princess eat? Mozart-rella!"
"I haven't told many people... But last night I was sexually assaulted. Though eventually, I managed to beat him off."
"How do sheep divide candy? They all get their fair shear"
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"My German plumber accidentally hooked up a gas pipe to my shower Old habits die hard"