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Joke of the Day
"Six and seven just had a child. Five says ""You lucky devil, you."""
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"If you don't want to play with me I'll just play with myself! - Overheard in 2nd grade today... Me too kid, me too."
"Life is sexually transmitted."
"Q: Did you ever hear about the rope joke? A: Skip it."
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"The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute."