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Joke of the Day

"I have good taste, but I don't have the money to prove it."

"Insert your best puns/set ups here. Other Redditors add on and keep it going."

"GF's friend didn't keep my Valentine's gift a secret. So I had to embroider a towel for her too. Because, well, snitches get stitches."

"A man asks his wife ""Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"" The wife says ""I don't like calling you when you're at work!"""

"The police arrested a prostitute in my neighborhood. She was so startled. I guess you could say she was caught with her pants down"

"Why did the chicken fall in the well? He couldn't see that well."

"Cliffs are so great... But they have one downside"

"What is green and flies above Poland? Peter Pansky"

"The doctors say I suffer from insanity, but they have it all wrong. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator? It could get you an in descent exposure charge."