210624

Joke of the Day

"I have good taste, but I don't have the money to prove it."

"What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce? I did not see that coming."

"Have you seen that clip of the LGBT stripper who's incorporated martial arts into her routine? No? Well if you want to, just Google ""Gypsy Bruce Lee""."

"If you think Hillary is going to drop out of the presidential race, you should know Hillary doesn't go down... That's why Bill had Monica."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine? You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you"

"I just bought some 300 noise cancelling headphones for my wife. But i can still hear her."

"A feminist asked me how I saw lesbians. Apparently *in HD* wasn't the right answer."

"I put my blood sweat and tears into making this Red cordial"

"There's a difference between racism and fact... Niggers are stinky - fact"

"What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out."