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Joke of the Day

"Grandma catches Bobby beating-off Stop it! Don't you know you can go blind from that? Gee gram, can't I just do it till I need glasses?"

"Have you tried locking him in your trunk?"

"ISIS could be considered today's Rocket Power Because they are always blasting away!"

"Any woman with three or more exes in her city could have told Obama how to avoid Putin in Normandy."

"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"

"How do you make your girlfriend cry while you're having sex? Phone her."

"What you called a fat Chinese man? Chunk"

"A wizard walks into a gay bar ... and disappeared with a poof"

"What's Mr. Ts chain made out of? Fools gold"

"Scandium, Iodine, neon, corium. What is it? It's Science. UPDATE: I'm an idiot"