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Joke of the Day

"Coworker:I'll take care if it. *Translation* You're gonna take care of it. You just don't know it yet."

"Didja hear about this new rum for the LGBT market - Morgan Le Fay? It's 150 broof."

"Another sad news on an international celebrity... Justin Bieber was found alive in her condo earlier today."

"The president of EA walks into a bar For $2 you can download the punchline"

"Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying? Because that would be a para-dox."

"Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?"

"If I had Pokemon, I'd pretend to understand them. They'd go ""Bulba bulbaaasaur"" and I'd be like ""What do u mean Hitler did nothing wrong?"""

"I found out today it's OK to date a nun.... You just can't get in the habit!"

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?? A Brazilian"

"People who say ""no regrets"" just have too many regrets to keep track of."