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Joke of the Day
"Why was Les miserable? He was French."
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"Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with ""solo"" above it."
"Mary had a little lamb.. And then she had a very large kebab."
"Life hack for driving Always get your driver's license picture taken when your stoned. That way, the police will think you always look that way."
"What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch? Namaste"
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."
"I ain't votin' for Trump He wants to build a wall and walls are what killed Dale Earnhardt"
"what do you call an unqualified baffoon with an incoherent agenda? 2016 republican nominee Donald Trump"
"Why do tampons have strings? So vampires don't burn their fingers while making tea."
"if you told 18 year old me that in 10 years i'd be thinkin about harriet tubman on 4/20 instead of weed, i'd have said ""whos harriet tubman"""