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Joke of the Day

"what do you call an unqualified baffoon with an incoherent agenda? 2016 republican nominee Donald Trump"

"I make out with guys that wear Abercrombie & Fitch cologne because it rubs off on me & I love how it smells, but shopping there is SOOO gay."

"A message to all you deceased American voters... Vote Early, and Vote Often."

"Bad news is I'm not fluent in Starbucks. Good news is I ordered a skinny Latin, and Marc Anthony is a real sweetheart."

"How do you circumcise a whale? You need four skin divers"

"Why are outdoor workers so in fit? Cause they work out."

"Even after all the crap that's gone between them. They're still together. My butt cheeks :)"

"Did you hear about the reusable condoms? When you're done, turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them."

"A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath."

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you..."