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Joke of the Day

"I ain't votin' for Trump He wants to build a wall and walls are what killed Dale Earnhardt"

"""I'd kill you if I thought I could get away with it"".......things that were said to me during my divorce. Hey guy's, she's available!"

"Old milk is just like cold milk Except you didn't c what you were getting into."

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize Ayy"

"Apparently saying, ""You mad, bro?"" is frowned upon if you work in customer service."

"What type of underwear does a fetus wear? Fruit of the womb."

"It's been five minutes since Adobe asked me to install an update. I hope they didn't go out of business or something."

"What does the neckbeard mosquito say to the female mosquito? M'laria"

"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."

"I'm part of a club for people with parkinson's We have our own hand shake"