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Joke of the Day
"Mary had a little lamb.. And then she had a very large kebab."
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"Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours"
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching... ...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident."
"Know any jokes about sodium? Na."
"5th grade teacher: ""You have more wrong answers than your whole class combined. I have never seen one person make so many mistakes."" Student: ""Well... not *one* person. My dad helped me too."""
"What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common? neither of us can last more than a minute :("
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? ... to get to the other slide. H/T - my seven year old son."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin' off."
"When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, ""Oh, I don't even own a book."""
"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."