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Joke of the Day
"Mary had a little lamb.. And then she had a very large kebab."
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"Squirrels nature's speed bumps."
"Girl, you have a nice... http://imgur.com/OJKPTJr"
"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate mail"
"What's black and white and red all over? A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds."
"Are you a fan of nintendo? because i wanna see your amiiboobs."
"I'd make a political joke... But it's too soon, the DNC tried to force one on all of us and we saw how that went."
"Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team? Because when he grows up he will be Batman."