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Joke of the Day

"Life hack for driving Always get your driver's license picture taken when your stoned. That way, the police will think you always look that way."

"A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by."

"What do you get when you sit on a potato? A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)"

"Hey girl, I've got a sex-Ed project due tomorrow... And I need a 69 to pass."

"What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS? Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!"

"How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? Konnichihuahua"

"*at funeral* Thank you all for coming. As you already know, my dignity has left us. I tripped in front of all my coworkers. It was tragic."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? [fixed] You can hang the picture with only one nail."

"""Almost there."" - liars"

"Invisible man married invisible woman.......Their kids were nothing to look at either!!"