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Joke of the Day

"Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant) Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles."

"The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick... It's two chicks fighting over a pair of shoes."

"What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky I'll show myself out."

"If I check out your blog, what will you do for me? Love me? Ok fine, but you're telling my mom we're going out."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists don't change anything"

"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."

"Now's a good time to change your facebook name to ""Nobody,"" so when you click like on ignorant statuses it says, ""Nobody likes this."""

"MY ROOMBA IS SOMEHOW LOOSE OUTDOORS AND I'M TERRIFIED OF THE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE ECOSYSTEM AS IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS."

"What do they call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids"

"Don't do drugs Without me"