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Joke of the Day

"Tribbles. [How many tribbles does it take to screw in a light bulb?](http://imgur.com/aTXIs)"

"If con is opposite of pro .... then is Congress the opposite of progress?"

"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts"

"There's an ISIS comedy night coming up... I would go but i'm fairly certain they're all going to bomb."

"I should post a History joke But you have probably already heard it before."

"Which Knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference"

"I wonder how many lightbulbs it takes to change a baby."

"Thats is how i outsmart him :P My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my house. I didn't know what to make of it."