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Joke of the Day

"Tribbles. [How many tribbles does it take to screw in a light bulb?](http://imgur.com/aTXIs)"

"What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world? You put it back in the crib."

"A STD You Can Get From Performing After performing, what STD did the performer get from the audience? **The Clap**"

"This joke is at least 10x dirtier than I thought. . . Volkswagen"

"An engineer went hunting... And found a set of tracks. He bent down to take a closer look and was run over by a train."

"""Want to come watch the game Saturday at 8:00?"" Well I'm going rollerskating at 1:00, so yeah I should be out of the hospital by then."

"I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee.... Well educated, independent, pretty looking and doesn't nag all day"

"Why don't Donald Trump's fans care that his wife ripped off Michelle Obama's speech? Because none of them got to the point in school when they explained plagiarism is wrong"

"A man comes homes and sees his girlfriend packing... ""What are you doing?"" He asks ""I'm leaving you"" ""But why"" ""Because you're a pedophile"" ""Pedophile?... big word for an 11 year old"""

"Astronauts favorite hangout The space bar"