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Joke of the Day

"What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world? You put it back in the crib."

"How do introverts feel within society? [removed]"

"A cabbage walks into a bar wearing a red leaf. The bartender takes one look at it and asks another patron how they feel about the cabbages bold new look. The patron replies, ""I think it's ridic yo."""

"What does an electrician say when he's confused? Watt?!"

"A gambler hits the jackpot *What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?* - asks his wife. ""31 black"""

"What's a Lawyers favourite food? suet"

"What is Chris Brown's favorite drink? Punch!"

"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"

"Here's how it is done Daniel Tosh I told a pregnant woman a joke about rape and she still got a kick out of it"

"You should know you'll get loud when you start drinking. It says right there on the label, ""Alcohol by volume."""