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"Maybe it's the LSD talking but I am the walrus goo goo goo joob."
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"Sometimes when I'm taking a dump, I just have to chuckle. You know, for shits and giggles."
"Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher? The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor."
"What was the first treacherous thing said? Adam you gotta try this!"
"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor and the doctor says ""Sir, I'm sorry to say but you have a Cataract""... The Asian man turns to the doctor and says ""No, I have uh Rincoln Continentar"""
"How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems? The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper."
"Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby? Two Wongs don't make a white"
"I heard a crazy train engineer in Mexico killed a bunch of people last week. Yeah. He had a loco motive."