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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Donald Trump's fans care that his wife ripped off Michelle Obama's speech? Because none of them got to the point in school when they explained plagiarism is wrong"

"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to get out, saying, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" The mushroom replies, ""Why not? I'm a fun guy."""

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Drunk."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming? because he had no body to go with"

"What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number? Nought two sixty."

"Did you hear about the guy in masturbation contest? He really held his own."

"You're a big internet fan arn't you? Yes I really get a buzz out of it!"

"If Patrick Bateman from American Psycho had a butler, what would the butler call him? ""Master Bateman."""

"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."

"I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""