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Joke of the Day

"A man comes homes and sees his girlfriend packing... ""What are you doing?"" He asks ""I'm leaving you"" ""But why"" ""Because you're a pedophile"" ""Pedophile?... big word for an 11 year old"""

"Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?"

"My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines. She's a Singer songwriter."

"What do you call a Greek stripper? Popalottapus"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? It's ok now, he woke up."

"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"

"What do 2 Chinese people call their black child Sum ting wong"

"I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!"

"Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25."

"What do you call a woman leaving an abortion clinic? Dead on the inside..."