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Joke of the Day

"A STD You Can Get From Performing After performing, what STD did the performer get from the audience? **The Clap**"

"i think when there's a new viral thing and instead of checking it out you're like ""eh who cares i bet it's dumb"" that's Internet Adulthood"

"Spain are blaming their loss this evening on the weather. Apparently it was 2 Chile."

"What is a Spanish person without a car called? Carlos"

"I always keep a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no money in there."

"What did the racist ask Santa for? A white Christmas."

"A large marine mammal was recently in Cardiff. It had a Wales of a time."

"I tried dating a stenographer but she wasn't my type"

"Why won't a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired."

"I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft."