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Joke of the Day

"A STD You Can Get From Performing After performing, what STD did the performer get from the audience? **The Clap**"

"The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff"

"So How do you circumcise a Hillbillie Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Relax. If you didn't want me knocking it over, why the hell did you write ""tip jar"" on it? Just for that, I'm taking my 15 cents back."

"Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!"

"""ring on the wrong finger"" A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? . B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."

"MEN 'N' LIGHTBULBS How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything."

"I'm bad at delivering jokes... The doctor that delivered me was great at it though!"

"What does a Jewish man get when he runs into a wall with an erection? a broken nose."

"I'm rich! But not in money, just in read receipts from my ex-boyfriend who never replies!"