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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality? One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups."

"What did one cow say to the other? Hey moo!"

"ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England."

"How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes??"

"Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?"

"Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date."

"We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi."

"Latvian Christmas Christmas Eve father ask son what want christmas. Son say potato. Father say ""Ok. Santa bring potato."" Next day boy is learn Santa no exist."

"What's the difference between dark and hard It stays dark all night"

"I like girls who don't study. Because they want the D."