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Joke of the Day

"We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi."

"A surgeon accidentally removed a women cancerless breast.... Sounds like it was a mastec-to-my"

"What did God say to the cheese that sinned? Gouda Hell."

"Me: Not to be racist but you look like you're sick Her: How was that racist? Me: I said ""not to be racist"" you must be sicker than I thought"

"What's a... pederast? Shut the fuck up, Donny"

"Relationship Status: Lurking"

"Yes, I've lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing."

"My CW just barked. Ok, it may have been a burp, but I'd like him a lot more if he were turning into a dog, so I think he barked."

"I love babies... ...but I can't finish a whole one."

"What's a dogs favorite part of a tree? Stick? BARK!"