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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between dark and hard It stays dark all night"

"To the guy with the friend who dates Asians.... Maybe he just needs some time to re-orient himself?"

"I saw a hipster walking outside in the cold. He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why. He said he was outside before it was cool."

"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."

"What do you call a paedophile crustacean? A Diddler Crab"

"#1 Handjob Tip for Women: Use your mouth."

"superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best."

"A Roman gladiator walks into a bar... ...and holds up two fingers. ""Give me five beers, please."""

"A Jewish dilemma? Free ham"

"My girlfriend was very proud of this one. What does cats and festival attendees have in common? They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned."