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Joke of the Day
"What did one cow say to the other? Hey moo!"
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"When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it."
"If you have to do more than 3 takes when taking a picture of yourself, it's not the angle or the lighting. It's you. You're ugly."
"A man walks into a bar... Ouch!"
"I was screwing this African woman last night, she kept yelling the N word It was really hard to concentrate with her screaming no the entire time"
"The parachute making business must be great! Because nobody ever comes back to complain about a failed chute!"
"""You go girl"" - asking my girlfriend to move out, but sassy like"
"I heard 2k14 is so real that when you give the ball to kobe, the pass button stops working"
"Guys, stop with the vagina jokes. Period."
"Kidnapper: Pay up or I'll leak your nudes Me: So what? K: Then I'll tweet your drafts M: Ok don't do anything crazy we can work this out"