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Joke of the Day

"ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England."

"If someone ever intimidates you just remember that they're 70% water. *Are you afraid of water...?* Well you should be 300,000 people drown every year."

"Did you guys hear the one about the circus fire? It was intense."

"127 MILLION? How are there 127 million subscribers when the Reddit population is WAY LESS????"

"Trump gets elected president.. On inauguration day, he swears in as President. Before delivering his inauguration speech, he turns to Obama and says ""President Obama, You're Fired"""

"I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games. He responded, ""Oui."" I told him Xbox is better."

"""WHERE ARE ALL MY PITCHES AT!?!?!?!?"" -upset marketing executive"

"What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal? Equatinos"

"What is a Down Syndrome kid's favorite number? 321"

"All of these people are screaming like they've never seen someone revving a chainsaw on a public beach."