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Joke of the Day

"ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England."

"The most common phrase in China: ""Hey! You look familiar!"""

"I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex."

"Doctor doctor I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties."

"What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians? Asians don't have the ""cauc""."

"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."

"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."

"I feel sorry for my testicles. They can't even hang out without being judged."

"I love to online. Have you ever tried online? Online is better than offline I think. There's no memes offline and there are wolves offline."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock today."