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Joke of the Day
"Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date."
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"I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you."
"Always remember that the key to a happy marriage is to use those three magic words. You're right dear."
"What do a racist and an apple have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree"
"My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time"
"Its the little things that bring the most joy - Like sneaking a home pregnancy test in the shopping cart of a mom/daughter combo & observing"
"I had a dream about a horse in a suit of armor. Pretty sure it was a knightmare."