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Joke of the Day
"Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?"
Next Joke
"A Doctor and patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine""."
"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."
"Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex."
"if potheads are lazy then why did I just go to my car to get a lighter?"
"There's a new police bar in town. I hear it's very copular."
"honey you gotta push that baby out faster, there's only like three seconds left on this vine"
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Whats the difference? Between a large pizza and a black father. A large pizza can feed a family of four."
"My girlfriend says she prefers a dildo over me. I never saw it coming"