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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary? Because he wanted to get more definition."
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"When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar? When he takes out the trash"
"You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you."
"What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper? ""Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."""
"The guy who stole my personal journal has died... My thoughts are with his family."
"Well at least the world isn't spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire."
"Give a fish a man, that's a bit odd. Teach a fish to catch men and... what have you done you fool! Run! We must escape its scaley clutches!"
"Life in short Life is like a fart if you force it's probably shit."
"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE."
"*lays head on homeless guys lap* ""You would not believe the day I had"""