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Joke of the Day
"When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar? When he takes out the trash"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have door knockers !"
"i have 2000 karma in the sum of all my accounts and yet i feel no one respects my opinions maybe that's because i have 2500 posts"
"Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted? An erotic person will use a feather on their partner. A perverted person uses the whole chicken."
"[warning racist] wanna hear a dark joke? africas population"
"This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer..."
"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"
"what do you mean you can't deliver pizza to a pillow fort"
"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, MRAs never get to screw anything."
"Who writes ghost stories? A ghost writer."