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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE."

"What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich? A Plebeian J"

"2 guys are in a public bathroom One is white, and the other is black. The white guy says across the wall, ""This water is cold!"" to which the black guy replies, ""It's deep too!"""

"What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons? a Filipino"

"You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor."

"How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket."

"What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram."

"A Jewish man was talking to a Hindu man Jew: Yeah, so in my religion we only believe in one God. Hindu: No way! Jew: Yahweh"

"Interviewer: It says here on your resume you can make chicks laugh, how? Me [holding a chick in my hand & tickling it]: I'm a miracle worker"

"Did you hear what happened at the indian restaurant yesterday? Apparently it was a Naan event."