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Joke of the Day

"Give a fish a man, that's a bit odd. Teach a fish to catch men and... what have you done you fool! Run! We must escape its scaley clutches!"

"What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead."

"People should look like their personalities."

"The average person has sex 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!"

"My uncle was a fiend for oral and older women. We called him the aunteater"

"What's bigfoot's favorite food? Sasquash!"

"Why does Sirius Black get all the girls? Because he's a real dawg."

"why did Hitler eat a lot of fish sticks? because he thought they were not seafood"

"PMS: I'm sorry. ME: Why? It's a good day. PMS: Wait for it. ME: [2 secs later] DID MY PARENTS REALLY TAKE MY DOG TO A FARM WHEN I WAS 5?!"

"Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate? Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)"