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Joke of the Day
"Life in short Life is like a fart if you force it's probably shit."
Next Joke
"What do you call war fought with bees? ...Beeological Warfare"
"As a child I was always taught there is a brain in my skull. Now I can't get it out of my head."
"Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest? He was barking up the wrong tree."
"A guy walks into a bar... Ouch."
"What did Republican Jesus say to the masses? We can't feed all these people! That would only create dependence."
"Why are so many Germans into scat? Because they appreciate the creativity and artistry of Ella Fitzgerald, and enjoy listening to her music..... while pooping on each other."
"A joke from Jimmy Neutron made into my own. Q: In the dark they arrive without being fetched In the light they are lost without being stolen. What are they? A: Good TV shows."
"The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept and send it to network executives for notes."
"What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail? GOTTA CATCH JAMAL"