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Joke of the Day
"*lays head on homeless guys lap* ""You would not believe the day I had"""
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"You mail one pig fetus with a note saying ""I'm oinkers for you!"" attached, and suddenly you're 'psycho'. Whatever."
"It's eating disorder awareness week and they're selling t shirts for charity They only carry x-smalls."
"What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant? Wishful thinking. Obviously"
"What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water? One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink."
"Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year? Because everyone wishes him a new ear."
"What does 83 year old pussy taste like? Depends"
"The Blind Man ""Ah, I see,"" said the blind man as he spat into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""
"I'm also not racist/ I think everyone should own a black person."
"chuck norris's daughter had her virginity stolen:chuck norris stole it back"