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Joke of the Day

"Whenever someone with a bumper sticker cuts me off I automatically dislike the cause they support. Right now I'm not too fond of Literacy"

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"What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 45 min."
"I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him."
"After spending 45 minutes eavesdropping on a crazy girl giving advice to another crazy girl, I really don't know how we're not extinct yet."
"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb must want to change."
"i before e except after c Great, now how am I supposed to spell ""ice"" again?"
"I finally decided on my Halloween costume. I'm going to go as a French pancake chef; that'll really give people the crepes."
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"[OC] Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!"