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Joke of the Day
"i before e except after c Great, now how am I supposed to spell ""ice"" again?"
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"My wife is going sky diving and I'm truly terrified The last time something that large hit the ground the fucking dinosaurs died!"
"What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters? You'll never de-fetus."
"What does America and my Milk have in common? Both will go bad in 9 days."
"My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I shit you knot."""
"My mother doesn't believe the dough will rise in the oven. She'll believe when she sees the proof."
"What do you call a hippy's wife? Mississippi."
"WARNING: Big Spoiler Inside! http://www.dswens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/P1130541.jpg"
"Closing time, son ""Huh?"" You don't have to go home but you can't stay here ""But I live here Dad"" *Dad stares at me* Don't forget your Xbox"
"What do you call a rich male redhead? A Gingerbread Man. I'll just close the door behind me..."