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Joke of the Day
"[OC] Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!"
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"I got a really good knock knock joke. OK, you start."
"Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain."
"A nurse goes to the bank As she is about to sign her name on the deposit slip she pulls out a rectul thermometer, ""awww crap some asshole has my pen."""
"I'm not playing hard to get. I'm playing leave me the fuck alone."
"My girlfriend told me to roleplay as her daddy. So I left her."
"What do you name a dog with no legs? ""Cigarette"" because you take him out for a drag."
"Honey Nut Cheerios I've said it before I'll say it again If Honey Nut Cheerios wanted more Jewish customers, they should change the Nut to Milk and call them Canaanios."
"What is it called when Lebron James has sex? Bron-choitus"