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Joke of the Day

"What's a mobster porn actress called? Sunny Corleone!"

"What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A mosquito can ""fly"", but a fly can not ""mosquito""."

"See those guys? They apply ordinary grammatical structure and natural flow of speech, rather than rhythmic structure. They're real prose."

"Microsoft just announced French tanks are available in World of Tanks... I'm not sure why I would want to play a game where I could only drive in reverse."

"At my funeral, I want them to play ""Thriller"" and have someone that looks like me climb out of a casket, dancing. (wins at death)"

"My friends are starting to figure out that I got Botox in my forehead because I can't raise my eyebrows. Why am I not surprised?"

"Why do fat women always have a cat? In case they run out of food."

"What do you call a woman in the living room? A tourist."

"The man who invented autocorrect just died. His funfair will be on Monkey."

"My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.... She's inflatable."