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Joke of the Day

"See those guys? They apply ordinary grammatical structure and natural flow of speech, rather than rhythmic structure. They're real prose."

"If I was ever on Jeopardy I would call Trebek the wrong name like I'd never heard of him. ""I'll take Beauty Pageants for 400, Jason."""

"The thing about driving in Lebabon the traffic can get Beirutal!"

"So I got these shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced it with but I have been tripping all day. s/o to my professor for telling this joke to me today and giving me a good laugh."

"Barber: Your hair is getting grey Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up will you?"

"Always pay your taxes with a smile I tried, but the IRS still wanted cash."

"Dad, I can't drink from this mug... - ...it has no opening! - You are right,son. And besides this, it has no bottom!"

"If I got 50p for every time I failed a maths test I'd have about 6.30 by now"

"If you can recite the alphabet backwards to a police officer they will arrest you for fingering a minor."

"One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK then it's you."