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Joke of the Day

"See those guys? They apply ordinary grammatical structure and natural flow of speech, rather than rhythmic structure. They're real prose."

"Yes, I do have a stalker. They call me every day, will occasionally buy me underwear, and know more about me than I do. I call her ""Mom."""

"Schools kind of like a penis.. long and hard, unless you're asian."

"How do animals cross the ocean? On a Gir-raft."

"What is the origin of black jewish people? The oven."

"When is a door not a door? When its ajar"

"I went to see a therapist. I said, ""I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman."" He said, ""Right. Just pull your pants down for me."" I said, ""No."" He said, ""You're a woman."""

"I don't want to tell an anal joke... But fuck it."

"Ate reduced fat cheese on low calorie bread and my taste buds had me indicted for hate crimes."

"Men are like cement. After getting laid they take a long time to get hard."