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Joke of the Day
"The man who invented autocorrect just died. His funfair will be on Monkey."
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"My first time having sex was just like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind."
"Stephen Harper"
"I bet Martha Stewart knits a really festive sock to wear on her wiener for the holiday season."
"What do you get when you cross a male chicken with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"Hey Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."
"I cut butter with a regular knife and now it won't stop crying like a little bitch."
"Mating call of a blonde... ""Hee hee, I think I'm a little drunk!"""
"Why are brides so happy on their wedding days? No more blowjobs."
"Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger."