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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A mosquito can ""fly"", but a fly can not ""mosquito""."

"What did one Casket say to the other Casket? ""Is that you Coffin?"""

"She can't wrestle... But I'd love to see her box."

"What do you call a sad terrorist? A crisis"

"How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said, ""I don't wanna be Obama self."""

"A lot of women can turn into good drivers. Now that being transgender isn't taboo."

"What do Mormonism and LSD have in common? Dyslexia"

"A trip to Wal-Mart is all the proof I need that ugly isn't an effective means of birth control."

"Today was... ... the best day of the year"

"God: One last thing before I let you in. Let's look at your Google search history. Me: I'll show myself out."