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Joke of the Day
"My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.... She's inflatable."
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"What were the Zodiac Killer's Plans for Vacation? To take a Cruz."
"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for an hour... light him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team? She kept running away from the ball."
"Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him!!!"
"black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... the bartender says ""where did you get that?"" parrot says ""africa, where else?"""
"They said, ""Dress for the job you want."" Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."
"A couple had a fight one night, Going to bed husband said, Good night mother of my three kids, Wife said, Good night father of none."
"Two envelopes had a baby It was male"
"[inventing trees] Angel: what purpose do they serve? God: cats climb em Angel: can they climb back down? God [inventing the fire dept]: nope"