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Joke of the Day

"Clever Life is a Joke. :P"

"Did you know someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds? I feel bad for the poor fella."

"What's the difference between terrorists and tourists? Terrorists have sympathizers."

"Civil War puns are the best And General Lee, they're easy to make."

"Heyy Ladies how are you dressing up for Halloween? Are you taking off your make-up ?"

"If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one to hear it, he still tries to play it off like he meant it so the other trees don't laugh."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all right now."

"We shouldn't give a shit about recycling or pollution because some scientist will come up with something eventually"

"I'm not saying it is your fault, I said I'm blaming you."

"If Subway had put an extra piece of cheese on every sandwich without telling the customer, I wonder how many of those kids would've been able to outrun Jared."