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Joke of the Day

"My Dad wondered why he got so many spam emails about circumcision... I told him they probably got a tip off."

"You know how they say ""Good guys finish last""? Maybe thats why my mistress has never had an orgasm..."

"So I decided to write a song about tortillas... Well, it's actually more of a wrap."

"What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness? ...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?"

"Give that Man a Fish I once taught a man to fish. He ended up offing himself because he couldn't get into a good fishing college."

"Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!"

"Me: Whats the best thing on the menu? Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*"

"Why dont i watch porn anymore? Because they all suck ass."

"Do you enjoy interacting with people?"" ""Nope"" ""Great, you're hired!"" DMV interview process"

"My wife wasn't amused... Her: Be careful traffic is crazy. Me: If I can handle you, traffic should be a cinch!"