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Joke of the Day

"You know how they say ""Good guys finish last""? Maybe thats why my mistress has never had an orgasm..."

"Scratching my head trying to recall... What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard? I've got it! It's called ""Curl Up and Dye."""

"What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration."

"I put my blood sweat and tears into making this Red cordial"

"Karen on Facebook says... ""Going to the dentist now. Hate having things put in my mouth!!! :("" That's probably why your husband left, Karen."

"I admire the way that, even with millions of followers, celebrities on Twitter rarely succumb to the pressure to be funny."

"Only people who've walked into a sliding glass door can laugh when a bird crashes into a window. Everyone else who does it is a racist."

"""Just saw this text."" Just saw this lie."

"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Californians screw in hot tubs!"

"Women are like Fruits. Every Woman has her own unique taste and color. But The problem is the Men. They seem to love Fruit salad..!!"