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Joke of the Day
"Why dont i watch porn anymore? Because they all suck ass."
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"(Can we bring back the good old Chuck Norris short jokes people?-I'll start first) Chuck Norris is the first guy to have made a knot out of a diamond."
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. For non-Americans, this is a baseball joke"
"What do you call an old person from Portugal? A portugeeser"
"How to properly use a paper clip: 1. Throw in garbage 2. Use a stapler"
"Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri ""What do women want?"" She has been talking nonstop for the last two days."
"A guy walks up to a white girl at Starbucks ""Hey girl, Are you Sodium Oxide? Because you're so basic."""
"If you're going to have a beer with Russian's You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself. Edit:FUCK I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS JOKE IS"
"How do you kill an African child? Wait 5 minutes."
"I had sex with my girlfriend while camping once... It was really fucking in tents!"