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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness? ...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?"

"It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger."

"Guess what? Chicken butt."

"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."

"What would you title a movie about a Nazi roofer with a speech impediment? Shinglers Lisp."

"My most recent What's the name of the richest man in China? Cha Ching"

"I just lost my left arm and left leg in an accident. I'm all right now."

"Some girl asked what my sign was. I told her it was ""beware of dog"" and then I dry humped her leg."

"A woman asks a famous man to give her a signature on her breast. The famous man says ""Sorry, I don't know how to write that small."""

"My wife just told me she's pregnant. God, I hope it's not mine."