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Joke of the Day
"Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!"
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"2016 is almost coming to an end Surprise MFs. I have a leap second added to me."
"My ex is fat!!! Yay...I win!!!"
"A new musical artist... Another blond this time. Miranda Lambert"
"I'm old school in the sense that I always put women and children first. I mean, there could be spiderwebs."
"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"
"What did the deaf person get after having sex with a hooker? Hearing AIDS."
"If I was a Doctor, my prescription pad would just read: ""Smoke 2 joints, eat ALL the chicken"""
"There's this sketchy joint downtown named ""The Disco"" ... ... I hear it causes a lot of panic!"
"My wife told me ""My gynecologist says I can't have sex for two weeks"" I said ""And what did your proctologist say?"""