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Joke of the Day
"Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!"
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"My iWatch says I masturbated for 6 miles today!!"
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can still fall asleep with the light on!"
"What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !"
"A man runs home after winning the lottery ""Honey honey! We won the lottery! Pack your bags!"" ""Oh my god that's amazing! Where are we going?!"" ""I don't care, just get out!"""
"What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its hips."
"Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs? To get to the other side."
"How is a Ska band the opposite of a rhinocerus? Horns in the back Asshole up front."
"What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force? ISITH"
"Is there any Indian left? No, there's naan left."