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Joke of the Day
"Do you enjoy interacting with people?"" ""Nope"" ""Great, you're hired!"" DMV interview process"
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"Coming soon to the USA... #Mexit"
"*holding banana up to my ear as if it's a phone* haha, get it?? it looks like i am making a phonecall. but i'm n-*banana rings* oh crap"
"I always type ""please"" at the end of my Google searches because I'm not an asshole."
"What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus? A lickalottapus."
"What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest? A dookie"
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans Free. - [*Darren Walsh*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"
"What do you call a group of killer whales that play instruments? An Orca-stra"
"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"
"Why is the sea salty? Because the land does not wave back."