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Joke of the Day
"Do you enjoy interacting with people?"" ""Nope"" ""Great, you're hired!"" DMV interview process"
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"Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol? Because they don't like to drink and derive."
"Homeless girl ..... I met this girl the other day and gave her my phone number. She said she would call when she got home. I'm beginning to think she's homeless???"
"Women just want to make us better men, not drain our life essence. And sharks are just trying to kiss us but their teeth get in the way."
"Didn't think these orthopedic shoes would work, but I stand corrected."
"85% of Canadian moms need you to fix their computer this afternoon"
"The Four Types of Orgasms The Good ""oh yes, oh yes"" The Bad ""oh no, oh no"" The Religious ""oh god, oh god"" And the Fake ""Oh *person's name*"""
"[Pours goldfish into aquarium] You're free now ""Mom? You know those are just crackers, right?"""
"Two guys walk into a bar... ...tender. Wait, what the hell?!"
"You've seen those mobile trucks for grooming pets, I just saw a mobile barbershop truck for humans and thought... I wonder if a dog drives that?"