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Joke of the Day

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds."

"What did the Mexican put under his carpet? Underlay! Underlay!"

"""How about know"" -existentialist teen"

"I find that women in nightclubs are like toilets in nightclubs They're either engaged or vacant and some of them are disabled"

"Beauty and the Beast (1991): A woman develops Stockholm Syndrome, emotionally bonding with her captor at castle furnished with singing decor"

"You would think that with the sun being 109 times the diameter of Earth... ...that it would be hard to lose it at night right? So I sat outside for the whole night, and then it dawned on me."

"Why did the Muslim comedian blow himself up? For Allahf"

"Skywritten letters: SUSAN I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS WRITING BUT THIS IS HOW I WANTED TO PROPOSE; WILL YOU MAR"

"Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To kick a sleeping homeless man in the head and steal his money"